By Mark Gray
5:00pm PDT, Aug 16, 2023
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Olivia Jade spends more time applying sunscreen than she did applying to college.
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After all, Jax Taylor HAS been begging to get back on the tube.
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And then nine months after Orlando Bloom was on his back, he welcomed another child…
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Shall we, ugh, judge Timothee Chalamet's pizza-eating style together?
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The "Vanderpump Rules" cast never looks this amped to see Tom Sandoval anymore.
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Another politician taking a handout…
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On social media, Ron Perlman's cold cuts are usually aimed at Trump.
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Dave Matthews still isn't celebrating like conservatives are about the U.S. losing in the Women's World Cup.
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Cheesy, crusty, slightly burnt, can be hard to swallow… and then there's Justin Bieber's pizza.
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Jon Hamm might be a mad man, but he has no road rage.
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Cameron Diaz recreates "The Sweetest Thing" 21 years later.
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Timothee Chalamet learned to dribble from Kylie Jenner's infant son.
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Prior to this, Matty Healy's biggest accident was upsetting Taylor Swift.
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Lil Nas X's boots are bigger than his online presence.
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Brian Cox might not be sentimental, but he can get very gooey.
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Armie Hammer is a little too proud of his can-nibal.
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Ironically, boxed wine is still taken more seriously than Ariana Madix.
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The truth (and Heidi Klum) eventually come out in the wash.
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The always affable Brooke Burke just doesn't get steamed like other celebrities.
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He's rich, but Adam Sandler is obviously still sweating this actors strike.
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How many women have called Drake a dog in the past?
