By Mark Gray
7:00pm PDT, Aug 2, 2023
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Even the best woodworker can't sand like A$AP Rocky.
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Bella Thorne proves that studios aren't the only blood suckers in Hollywood.
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Like these cookies, Amelia Hamlin's romance with Scott Disick crumbled.
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With a never-ending closet of risque outfits, it's usually only conservatives who give Heidi Klum a licking.
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Pauly Shore's pants have left the building.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Tom Sandoval is going to cheat on you.
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Even Sean Combs thinks Joe Biden's eyes look puffy.
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Jon Hamm, not your garden-variety actor.
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Garrett Hedlund was raised on a remote farm, but he loves the hood.
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Harry Styles is one of the rare people getting their flowers in real time.
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Pharrell Williams has better eyes than an alphabet.
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Steven Tyler is living on the edge again.
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Tom Sandavol's reputation is trashed.
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At least Jane Lynch isn't trying to hang onto "Glee" anymore.
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Robbie Williams wants to be a behind-the-scenes kind of guy.
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Jared Leto isn't worried about his weight as much as he is the scale.
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So this is how Kyle Richards' marriage blew up so quickly.
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Like a golf course worker, Minka Kelly pays special attention to greens.
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Paula Abdul = my fair lady.
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Hilary Duff's husband sandwich looks sweet and not even salty.
