The Shortlist: Bart's a Scientologist?

"The Simpsons" voice actress Nancy Cartwright recently lent Barts voice to a robo-call campaign for the Church of Scientology. The messages she left are almost as funny as Bart's prank calls to Moe's Tavern. (VillageVoice)

Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester says she likes her men "Dark and bad." Dark and bad as in a tanned Chuck Bass, or dark and bad as in going on a date with Marilyn Manson to a Black Metal show? (People)

Our beautiful, innocent, perfect Salma Hayek was spotted at the Golden Globes getting slobbered upon by notorious manwhore Colin Farrell and liking it! Well, if anyone could tame such a wild beast, it would have to be St. Salma. (MSN)

After feeling snubbed by the Janice Dickensian new American Idol judge Kara Dioguardi, Paula had a bit of a meltdown again. Or maybe it was just hiccups. (The Soup)

Jennifer Aniston will present at the Oscars this year, which means there's a small chance she she will hand Angelina Jolie her Best Actress trophy and a huge hair-pulling cat-fight will ensue. Ok probably not, but UsWeekly can dream. (Fox News)