The Morning Shortlist for May 15

By Paige Ferrari

Jennifer Aniston has a mortifying breakup story she'd like to share with you. It doesn't involve Brad Pitt, but it does involve some guy bringing his mom to where she was waitressing and making a scene. (US)

Photos: Jennifer Aniston

The National Enquirer reports that Dolly Parton is ponying up her own money to save Jessica Simpson's country career. Busty blonde country crooners have to stick together, y'all. (Celebitchy)

Photos: Dolly Parton through the years

Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly have struck up a friendship on the set of their upcoming film "The Roommate." Maybe they can bond over being television's resident brunette hotties. (PopSugar)

Related: Brunette Power

Gerard Butler has been charged with misdemeanor criminal battery after his fist allegedly took on a paparazzo. Seriously, who messes with a guy who starred in "300"? (Celebuzz)

Photos: Gerard Butler

Pink says that, despite her reunion with ex Carey Hart, she'll keep singing songs about how she doesn't miss him at all and how he's a "tool." Now that's love. (Socialite Life)

Photos: Pink

Jessica Alba paid a visit to one of Yale's secret society. Her visit was so secret, in fact, that pictures of it are all over the Internet. (Gawker)

Photos: Jessica Alba

Criss Angel is being threatened with a lawsuit by a man who says the magician stole his cat. We wasted all our kitty jokes on Kenley Collins, so let's just say: give back the cat, Criss, and all of this can just … disappear. (Page Six)