The UK's Mirror tabloid is reporting that Angelina Jolie is "preparing her body for another baby." Since Jolie-Pitt fertility reports are about as reliable as mass e-mailed stock tips, we wouldn't go sending flowers just yet. (The Mirror)
Christian Bale has apologized for his expletitive-filled onset meltdown saying "I acted like a punk. I regret that." Late night comedy show writers and the world's bloggers assure Bale he has nothing to be sorry for. (US)
Paris Hilton allegedly dissed newlywed Fergie's engagement ring noting "mine was bigger." Fergie's wedding actually happened so we think she wins this round. (NY Daily News)
Oscar nominee Kate Winslet says she's "going to start loving [her] backside." The rest of the world – which has loved Kate's backside some time now – wonders when she's going to stop bringing it up in interviews. (US)
Michael Phelps may face more bonghit fallout as Subway reportedly yanks references to him from their website. Could erstwhile Subway spokesman Jared Fogle be behind this whole scandal? (Gawker)