Week in Photos

At a concert in Seattle, Beyonce shows off her famous curves. And we don't mean her curvy figure, but the actual curves she can make with her body. She's really good at Twister.

Eva Longoria Parker poses at the Rally for Kids with Cancer press conference sponsored by our very own Wonderwall.

At the Los Angeles premiere of "Valentino: The Last Emperor," Valentino Garavani and Anne Hathaway display opposite ends of the suntan spectrum.

At the Topshop launch in New York, Kate Moss stands precariously on a box. We're guessing it's some literalization of her being on top of the shop?

At the Topshop launch party, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony pose on the red carpet, but need to work on their synchronicity.

Kim Kardashian in a tight white dress causes a paparazzi supernova.

These boots are made for lying on a bench. And that's just what Heidi Klum will do. One of these days her boots are gonna walk all over you. No really, make sure they don't, because they'd actually kill you.

Jimmy Fallon looks handsome adjusting his tie at the Topshop launch party. It's the male red carpet equivalent of kiss-blowing.

Taylor Momsen poses in her hot pink fishnet ensemble. Watch out for Avril Lavigne, Taylor. There may be a hot pink punk-chic showdown a-brewing.

Nick Cannon, road rage is a little safer when you're actually IN a car.

Trust us, you DO NOT want to root against the Dodgers if you're anywhere near Larry King. He will end you.

Janice Dickinson tries to steal focus on the red carpet. Someone took a picture of it. She probably hired that someone.

Megan Fox heads home after a night out in Hollywood. In other news, we're going to start wearing turquoise suits out in Hollywood.

Either Amy Winehouse has returned to the Caribbean or they've FINALLY revealed the identity of the smoke monster on "Lost."

On the Mayercraft, John Mayer has a casual cup of coffee with his audience. They wanted a concert, but whatever. His boat, his rules.

Kelly Osbourne refuses to let jet skiing get in the way of color coordination.

Aww, how cute — Jessica Alba and her daughter have the same scowl. The resemblance is really uncanny.

At his CD signing, Bow Wow seems nonplussed at how much he coordinated with the background.

Bai Ling just hanging out in Beverly Hills, making some calls.

At the opening night of the Broadway play "Reasons to Be Pretty," Alexis Bledel and Amber Tamblyn pose, showing us many reasons to be pretty.

Tila Tequila, you didn't need a sticker to let us know you love boobies.

At the ShoWest festival in Las Vegas, Dennis Quaid announces he's quitting acting to go into televangelism. He just healed the dude behind him.

Guys, Hilary Duff wears glasses now. You should really start taking her more seriously.

At Hollywood nightclub My House, Mickey Rourke walks out of the bar when it hits him: he's too old for clubbing. Well, maybe it didn't hit him, but it definitely hit everyone else.

Even shopping at Stella McCartney Beverly Hills doesn't remove the pout from Liv Tyler's face.

Sylvester Stallone shows us the three secrets to manliness: Cigars, aviators, and guns. BOOM! Done.