By Mark Gray
8:00pm PST, Jan 31, 2023
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David is Harbour'ing some intense feelings.
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King Charles hasn't had wood since 1998.
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Progressive doesn't even bundle better than Padma Lakshmi.
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Like Brenda Song and Instagram, we all need our filters.
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Christmas is over, but Derek Hough is still the little drummer boy.
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Sabrina Impacciatore lashed out less on "The White Lotus."
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Hoda Kotb doesn't even grill the "Today" guest this bad when she questions them.
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The only thing lost here is Dominic Monaghan's mind.
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Only "Below Deck" has scarier boat captains than Kenneth Branagh.
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Based on all that alleged rowing, you'd think Olivia Jade Giannulli would be more comfortable around water.
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Like Buckingham Palace, Barnes & Noble is already discounting Prince Harry's feelings.
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Joe Biden is hidden almost as well as those classified documents behind his Corvette.
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Incidentally, Matt Lauer would pitch a tent all the time on "Today."
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Lil Nas X has the best guard dog since Cujo.
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Bad Bunny should stick to shots inside nightclubs.
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Shakira's world was also turned upside down after her longtime partner, Gerard Pique, was accused of cheating.
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Hopefully Cyndi Lauper doesn't claim election fraud time after time like someone else.
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Matthew Broderick's subway experience would be better with chips and a drink.
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Dear Simon Cowell, boating didn't bode well for the skipper, Mary Ann or Ginger.
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Like New Orleans, Mark Wahlberg looks like he might be experiencing mardi gras below sea level.
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Looks like Ben Affleck and his drink are both whipped.
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Southwest has more baggage than "The Real Housewives of New Jersey."
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This is the last thing Kanye West wants: all Pete Davidson coverage.
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The Pope with a stiff arm that would make any NFL running back proud.
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Miley Cyrus hasn't sniffed the top of the charts in some time.
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Sam Smith is giving Pink a run for her money.
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Remember when the Trumps claimed to hate kids in cages?
