By Wonderwall.com Editors
3:02am PDT, Jun 3, 2009
By Paige Ferrari
Oh, Senor Brody Jenner, you look so good with that mustache and your enormous sombrero. Just one note on "Mexic-bro" authenticity: theme-park mariachis drink Jose Cuervo, not Jack Daniels.
We imagine Mischa Barton is saying in this one, "No pictures, please! Well, okay, one picture. How about of my backside?"
Keanu Reeves stops, broods in front of the paparazzi, and waits for a sensitive lady to come up and ask him, "Hey Sergeant Serious, remember that time you were in 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'?"
According to legend, if Paris Hilton emerges from her chauffeured vehicle without sunglasses, we're in for only one more season of "My New BFF." Sorry, America.
We know what you're thinking: "What was Kanye West doing at the Glamour Woman of the Year awards?" This is actually Jack Black, looking like Kanye West, at Glamour's Woman of the Year awards. Make sense now?
Imagine for a moment that your first grade art teacher was a Pussycat Doll on the side. Then imagine that Tori Spelling put on her clothes. Then you'll have this picture.
Hugh Jackman is either showing his son how to charm the ladies with some sweet football moves, or demonstrating the latest trends in Broadway choreography.
Why must you run, little children? Auntie Diane Keaton just wants to give you a big hug!
Kate Gosselin tries to remember which one of her eight children is killing this awesome bikini photo op.
When you're as tall as supermodel Agyness Deyn, you don't even expect guys to look you in the eye.
We thought Audrina Patridge specifically requested NO MORE BLONDES during her off-camera hours.
With her career still on the skids, Amy Winehouse tries out a new career as a wandering minstrel. Tequila for a song, sir?
After a night out, Chace Crawford realizes he is far too pretty to safely operate a motor vehicle.
On her way to the Glamour Awards, Katy Perry realizes she accidentally dressed for the burlesque prom. D'oh!
Diet Coke and a cig? Clearly, Lily Allen has her own breakfast of champions.
