By Mark Gray
8:10am PDT, Apr 29, 2020
Shannen Doherty might not know that in the real world, strangulation is known as 9021… 0-15 years.
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What a coincidence! Some people say Melania Trump's husband peddles falsehoods.
Craig T. Nelson might want to take a mulligan on this outfit.
Ever since "Everybody Loves Raymond," Brad Garrett's comedy career has been sort of extinct too.
Usually, Sean Bean's box struggle is at the box office.
It's hard to imagine why Carmen Electra is still single.
Andie MacDowell at the airport. She probably knows what her gate is, because if anyone knows anything about gates, it's Andie MacDowell.
Iggy Pop is a singer and he's about to be moonlighting as something else.
Is it really a surprise that Patricia Arquette won gold before those other Vikings… the ones from Minnesota?
Paul Rudd, you can't sit with us.
It's true, the camera DOES add 10 pounds… to Conan O'Brien's head.
Been waiting for Uma Thurman to branch out for a while.
Rooney Mara must have gotten the A1 boarding pass on Southwest Airlines.
Craig T. Nelson, an "Incredible" snuggler.
Somehow nobody thought it through when they asked Jackie Chan to re-stripe the roads.
It's hard to understand why Brad Garrett's face isn't on more billboards.
Bijou Phillips' marriage is one giant conundrum.
Dennis Quaid has smooched some real dogs throughout his life.
If there's one subject Asa Butterfield wants an A+ in…
Apparently, Paul Rudd thinks James Corden's show is a snoozefest.
Michelle Pfeiffer, once a cat woman, always a cat woman.
Thanks to Queen Elizabeth II, this person gets to use the carpool lane.
Jackie Chan is ready for his Zoom meeting.
The watered down version of Steven Seagal isn't as fun as the old school version of Steven Seagal.
Michael Fassbender has "got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole wide world in his hands."
After all these years, Barbra Streisand is gonna make you sweat.
Paul Rudd is more royal than Harry and Meghan.
Wayne Newton's body moves about as well as his face does. #Botox
Considering the intense closeness, how ironic would it be if Eddie Murphy asked for separate checks?
When you see the person at the store grabbing the last remaining roll of toilet paper…
Andy Garcia and Garcia Lopez: two birthday guys, one cup. Sounds like it could be a movie.
Spider-Man was social distancing with Cobie Smulders way before it was popular.
Like all the great past Lakers, Jack Nicholson is gutting this game out.
Queen Elizabeth II is just like us as we wait for the Postmates delivery.
Carrots are supposed to be good for your eyesight. Still, Steven Seagal can't see how ridiculous he is.
The last time Jerry Seinfeld sucked this bad, it was the "Seinfeld" finale.
Wiggle it, just a little bit, Russell Crowe.
What's interesting about this is that Valerie Bertinelli doesn't really get a lot of internet traffic anyway.
He might be a soccer legend, but Victoria Beckham isn't about to let her husband score today.
Don't you know the rules? Don't look directly at Barbra Streisand!
With fashion like this, Tony Danza is gonna be lonesome tonight.
Robert Downey Jr. is all of us when we're free from self-isolation!
You don't want to mirror Kirsten Dunst's habits.
When we think of Willie Nelson puffed up, we usually don't think of his coat.
"Did this script just call for me to have a partially nude scene?" –Jack Nicholson
Emma Thompson can't get away from these bush league actors.
Maybe we should ask George Lopez if the Astros cheat at golf too.
Sing it: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."
