By Mark Gray
5:52am PDT, Apr 1, 2021
Just outside the frame of this photo is Jerry O'Connell's wife, Rebecca Romijn, with a razor.
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Charles Melton's dog performs better tricks than some Vegas magicians.
Thankfully, Jillian Michaels' kid's meal isn't keto. (Hi, Al Roker!)
Anne Hathaway's dinner is more satisfying than her Oscars hosting gig 10 years ago.
These guys offer Jared Leto more protection than SPF 30.
No one ever said this thing would be a breeze, Madame Vice President.
Somehow this is a more mature cast than Whitney Port had on "The Hills."
When most people have a yellow line in front of them, they get a ticket for public urination.
May the fork be with you next time, Adam Driver.
We haven't seen a presidential fall from grace like this since Jan. 6, 2021.
Ironically, Prince William can't even build a relationship with his brother right now.
Jonathan Cheban just wishes he was Kardashian Kool.
The actual fan this man is holding up binds Britney Spears and produces a lot of hot air… Kind of like Jamie Spears. #FreeBritney
Travis Scott, like most Kardashian exes, has been chewed up and spit out.
You can actually find Easter eggs that look like Ashley Roberts at the dollar store.
Natasha Lyonne makes creepier faces than that terrifying doll at your grandma's house.
It's not just a metaphor — the royals have Britain drinking the Kool-Aid…
Eiza Gonzalez just hopes her new movie, "Ambulance," doesn't blow.
50 Cent hasn't seen this much smoke since hanging out with Snoop Dogg.
Piers Morgan usually uses that mouth to hate on Meghan Markle.
This might be the only proven way to shield ourselves from the Kardashians.
If Brooke Burke sees her shadow like this, are there six more weeks of winter?
Noah Cyrus got us wondering if that's couture or Kotex.
Olivia Jade picks up stix, not college courses.
Sorry, Vincent Cassel, but there are better floats at Mardi Gras.
It's OK, Pope Francis, the papacy has dealt with worse turbulence than this in the past.
Take a look at this donut… and also take a look at Chris Harrison's Dunkin' purchase.
Don't let Alia Shawkat kid you, she's into roll playing.
Robin Roberts' dentist recommends brushing at least twice a day.
Oftentimes when we look into the window of Tristan Thompson's life, an un-pretty picture appears.
Fans seem to have a harder time digesting Kyle Richards' behavior on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" lately.
And we will continue to shower Larry David with praise.
Adam Brody is checking out either his surfboard or a CVS receipt.
Atheists have long said religion is for the birds.
Bella Hadid out here looking like a bartender on a luxury cruise ship.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson's new transportation service is lacking customers so far.
As much as Shawn Mendes wants us to think he's a rocker, he's still a pop star.
Now that he's cleaned up his once appalling behavior, we all need to give Justin Bieber a hand… two, actually.
Kamala Harris has quickly realized that life in D.C. isn't very colorful.
Selma Blair is projected to be a seventh round pick in the NFL draft.
When she was in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Chrissy Teigen's cheeks were less covered up.
This phone call has Steve Martin more salty than that pretzel.
Brooke Burke is gonna need a bigger bra.
Liev Schreiber certainly seems to know what an oar is… Lori Loughlin's daughters, eh, not so much.
Emilio Estevez's brother, Charlie Sheen, has been trying to clean up his reputation for a long time.
Malin Ackerman really overdid it with the lax quarantine dress code.
Prince William still thinks Prince Harry is a bigger pr*** than these vaccine shots for leaving the royal family.
On another note, reports claimed for a while that Bravo couldn't wait to trim Jax Taylor from its roster.
Al Pacino struggles to cover up that scarface.
Robin Roberts marches to her next exclusive interview…
