By Mark Gray
5:25am PDT, Sep 29, 2021
Vanessa Hudgens is happy she's taken because this is what's left in the dating pool.
Chloe Sevigny's hand is actually more comfortable than a MyPillow.
Donald Trump isn't the only one taking jabs at Joe Biden.
With apologies to FOX, Jared Leto is quite literally the masked singer.
Jamie Lee Curtis doesn't get these kinds of treats on Halloween.
Those new lingerie designs might be older than some of Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriends.
Ayesha Curry looks like she's inhaling more than just meats.
Heather Rae Young's fiancé does think he's the GOAT of flipping houses…
Caitlyn Jenner's face when driving to her Malibu mansion, not the California governor's mansion.
Since Ramona Singer's love life is a bit of a racket, she should try swinging.
For Tori Spelling, this is definitely a better wingman than Snooki. #Messiness
Like a lot of politicians, people around Ben Affleck are feeling triggered.
If only James Corden's "Spill Your Guts" segment would go extinct.
When Bebe Rexha realized that was vodka in her bottle, not water.
Ironically, Madonna divorced herself from good music with Madam X.
If David Lee Roth was a football coach, he'd prefer a spread offense.
Sarah Ferguson couldn't cut the cord with the royal family this easily.
Bong Joon-ho will never be as hot as he was at the 2020 Oscars.
Machine Gun Kelly was more threatened by the punch being served at his high school prom.
Matt James didn't even reflect this much on his "The Bachelor" romances.
Vanessa Hudgens is getting treated better than her boyfriend is by opposing pitchers this season.
Back in the day, "Taxi Cab Confessions" was often erotic. "Taxi Cab Confrontations," starring Mila Kunis, appears to be neurotic.
Vinny Guadagnino's lunch looks as bland as "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation."
A preview of what a Justin Bieber campaign for Untucked might look like.
If this ice cream melts all over her, it will stick with Jennifer Garner… which is more than her ex-husband did.
When they were sleeping in bed together, Kelly Clarkson used to think of her ex-husband as a pig in a blanket.
Most of Vanessa Hudgen's citations are at the bottom of her Wikipedia page.
Anne Hathaway usually flies private, so she's been protected from Delta for a while.
Chris Hardwick is less fine art and more Vincent Van Get Outta Here.
Maybe Lizzo's "boy problems" have been augmented.
George Clinton's diet is certainly not in a funk.
It's better than a few of Kevin Hart's other projects. #NightSchool
There's no gym around, but Jonah Hill is still looking pumped.
Like the Pope, the Catholic church has been taking it on the chin for a few years.
The only thing Jamie Foxx usually stretches is a movie studio's budget.
Chrissy Teigen has a history of looking down on people… at least on social media.
She's single, so Miley Cyrus's life has obviously gone to pot.
Olivia Jade is studying this necklace harder than she studied anything at USC.
These guys hate to see Kendall Jenner leave, but love watching her walk away.
Unlike her dog, Aubrey Plaza didn't feel this relieved when "Parks and Recreation" ended.
This would have been Kanye West's cabinet if he was elected president.
