By Mark Gray
11:44pm PST, Dec 25, 2022
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Sharon Osbourne might be the only person happy about the bags under their eyes.
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Famously cantankerous Chevy Chase had a worse connection with his past co-stars.
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Willie Nelson's tour bus is the only thing more puffed up than Jared Leto's shirt.
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Emma Thompson's leg is higher than a Cypress Hill dressing room.
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Behati Prinsloo doesn't even sweat her husband's direct messages.
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This is easily the height of Fabio's fame.
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After Qatar was awarded the World Cup, we realized that FIFA has less vision than Lacey Chabert.
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Maybe Jason Oppenheim is Selling Sensodyne.
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Shawn Mendes is in a vegetative state.
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Aimee Carerro fights the gender wage gap.
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Joe Biden will have a harder time negotiating with the incoming House.
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Mythical, strong and beautiful… and how about that unicorn next to Ryan Gosling!
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"Vanilla Ice Pop" doesn't actually sound like a terrible flavor.
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Just when you thought Aaron Paul didn't have a crappy life.
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Today's forecast shows a 100% chance of reign.
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Peta Murgatroyd poses with Ticketmaster.
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Even janitors are jealous of Machine Gun Kelly's mop.
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Wasn't "Lord of the Rings" supposed to be the ride of Dominic Monaghan's life?
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It's pretty clear that Tori Spelling didn't hit the husband lottery.
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When Emma Corrin was on the show, "The Crown" plot was juicy!
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In a perfect world, Lisa Rinna would brush twice a day.
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If O.J. Simpson thinks we're about to glaze over his criminal record, he's dead wrong.
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At least Alec Baldwin didn't claim he was framed on the set of "Rust."
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Spicy Sweet Chili was also Megan Thee Stallion's nickname in her high school TLC cover band.
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Republicans didn't even stick it to Joe Biden in the midterms this much.
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Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian took that whole "till death do us part" thing seriously.
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Scoot McNairy had a better handle on the drug traffickers in "Narcos."
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On a scale of 1 to 10, the lactose intolerant list counts Millie Bobby Brown as an Eleven after this.
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William Shatner was more crusty following his trip to space.
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Nicola Peltz's feud with her mother-in-law is still colder.
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Brad Falchuk is consciously un-clothing.
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Emma Corrin and David Dawson are less interested in space than NASA.
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This whole time we thought Jennifer Lopez's booty was her secret weapon.
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Lucy Boynton is obviously listening to the last five Kid Rock albums.
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Lori Loughlin's house is full, but her tires aren't.
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Jamie Foxx has more sole than most in Hollywood.
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Shawn Mendes's love life has really been a snoozer since he and Camila Cabello split.
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When you realize pumpkin spice latte season is coming to an end.
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Heidi Montag was never this close to squashing her old feuds.
