By Mark Gray
5:25am PDT, May 31, 2022
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Chris Pine is even less concealed than a thirsty Instagram "model."
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Interestingly, Kevin Hart's zipper almost cost him his marriage once.
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Olivia Colman had less disdain for castles on "The Crown."
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Savannah Chrisley's dad went even lower when he allegedly tried to extort daughter Lindsie with an apparent sex tape.
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Shakira is more stunned than a suspect trying to run from police.
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Boot those scoots and boogie, Seth Rogen!
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Erika Jayne is looking for love in all the wrong places.
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Shailene Woodley loses shoes and socks like her ex-fiancé loses playoff games: often.
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It's usually Prince William's uncle, Andrew, who causes a royal racket.
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Finally, a Trump family member in stripes.
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Bradley Cooper is the best thing to come out of a subway since the Italian B.M.T.
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We always thought Ice Cube would be Kevin Hart's most intimidating "Ride Along" pal.
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Roseanne Barr's Twitter feed wasn't even this childish.
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Like this guy in front of her, Khloe Kardashian often hangs out with guys known for traveling.
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Kristen Bell realizes that cable can be just as difficult as network TV and movies.
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She's cheery, fashionable and already an icon — and this American Girl doll hangs out with Olivia Rodrigo too.
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Seems like the Stanley Cup is the one that needs a rescue from Jon Taffer this time.
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Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan have entered the phase of the marriage where they're downsizing.
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And here's Donald Trump admiring that great big wall that didn't get built, that Mexico didn't pay for…
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We were under the impression that Olivia Rodrigo got her driver's license…
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Adam Brody had more luck surfing the web.
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For Tom Felton, Matthew Lewis and other "Harry Potter" stars, this court looks more friendly than the Wizengamot.
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Like her love life, Gigi Hadid's hair is going anywhere but one direction.
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After all these years, Jessica Alba still has us in the palm of her hand.
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And here we thought Guy Ferrari just smoked meats.
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Interesting to note that many feel Prince Harry uses his mouth to throw shade at his family.
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Bella Hadid grips the biggest frank to hit the world since Sinatra.
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Keanu Reeves looks like he could only be more upset if he was drafted by the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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Bee sting victims aren't even as puffy as Gigi Hadid.
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Elon Musk's followers aren't limited to just Twitter.
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Michael Strahan's eyes are more penetrating than Ray J…
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John Mayer's face = a man who just realized he left the garage door open.
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It's very inappropriate for Nicolas Cage and his wife to have pillow talk around his son…
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Liza Minnelli has been giving the Oscars producers more smoke!
