By Mark Gray
12:03pm PDT, Apr 1, 2022
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Wanda Sykes seems to be having an issue with her balls… and her shorts.
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It was very thoughtless of the Oscars to regurgitate Jamie Lee Curtis's high school report card for the world to see.
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This is still less of a stretch than saying Shia LaBeouf doesn't have a police record…
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Thankfully Rod Stewart's fly isn't open.
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Jared Leto misses buttons like he misses Oscar nominations.
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Only car mechanics check undercarriages more thoroughly than Regina Hall.
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You can actually buy 28 of Billie Eilish's dress at the grocery store for just $8.49. Designer: Hefty.
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The only sole to ever step on Lady Gaga's dress.
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Somewhat surprisingly, Tamron Hall's show has gotten better reception than her phone.
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Reid Scott is not only dapper but slick too.
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Ben Affleck isn't J.Lo's 99th fiancée… It just feels that way.
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Bottom's up, girls and Guys!
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And you thought Bryan Adams hit his "peek" in the summer of '69.
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Queen Latifah is in New York City and hooping more than Kyrie Irving.
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Someone just told Amy Schumer that they picked Kentucky to win the National Championship.
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Anne Hathaway has more color options than the paint aisle at Ace Hardware.
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Helena Bonham Carter rarely sucks on screen.
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Kanye West's drink is soft. His feelings toward his ex-wife and Pete Davidson are not.
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Sean Penn can evade Russian forces, but not the LAPD.
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If we have to go to the bathroom that badly, we'll still go to a restricted Jon [Hamm].
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Any higher and we'd have to start calling Carrie Underwood "Cheech" or "Chong."
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The Golden State Warriors no longer lack the Will [Ferrell] to win.
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…And you thought Adam Scott was done with his parks and recreation work.
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Siri: How do you make Dolly Parton's assets even bigger? Answer: See attached.
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Liev Schreiber feels the need… the need for feed!
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Unlike Cher, Kacey Musgraves and Kerry Washington aren't about to turn back Time.
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Maybe Willow Smith is just tiptoeing around her mother's "entanglement."
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Considering the strike, Sofia Vergara is providing the only baseball you'll see for a while.
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Saweetie dropped Quavo even faster.
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At this moment, Katy Perry's career officially went down the toilet.
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Zoe Kravitz better hope Channing Tatum isn't as soft when she touches him.
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Keeping Zipped Up With the [Kim] Kardashian.
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Will Ferrell is doing nothing to de-escalate his beef with Adam McKay.
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If he relieves himself here, we're going to start calling him Chris Rock-weiler.
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Paris Jackson's hair tie experienced the wind and beat it.
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Robert Pattinson's suit is actually bigger than "The Batman" wokeness accusations.
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If we had a match, Cameron Douglas's shoes could be fire.
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In regard to her fashion, it's nice to see Daisy Edgar-Jones coming out of her shell.
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Zendaya didn't even fall for Tom Holland this fast.
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After Duchess Kate said she wouldn't mind another kid, she might be looking for Will to slide in.
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No idea if Matt LeBlanc is religious or not, but he's about to be holy.
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Dave Grohl is all of us when someone puts an empty milk carton back in the fridge.
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Like she was in 1992, Rosie O'Donnell is still in a league of her own.
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Ellen Pompeo isn't doing daytime TV, but she's still a soap star.
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Give Ashley Tisdale a different plant and we'll be talking about HIGH school musical.
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And here Diane Kruger thought parenthood would be the ride of her life.
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The bus Jill Biden is waving at seems to have made more progress than her husband's infrastructure agenda.
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Chet Hanks, son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, thinks his childhood was a rougher ride than this.
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In regard to his ex's engagement to Travis Barker, Scott Disick wants to bury his head in the sand.
