By Mark Gray
5:00pm PDT, Jul 4, 2022
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Casey Affleck wouldn't be the first divorced celebrity to be taken to the cleaners.
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Look at the old bag… and Madonna's purse too.
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Tom Brady's retirement future is foggier than these goggles.
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Prince Harry stretches more than just his family's patience.
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Even roller coasters don't go off the rails like Kim Kardashian's ex-husband does.
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In his single-man college years, Brad Pitt was probably a motorboating son-of-a-gun.
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And then Tristan Thompson received an email from "The Maury Povich Show"…
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Donald Trump couldn't decide if he wanted to use the sand wedge or his one-of-a-kind twice-impeached club.
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Nice to see Jennifer Garner putting up some billboards.
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Priyanka Chopra will go to any lengths to protect her family.
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At least Paris won't sink like Hilton stock did this summer.
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Nicki Minaj is more concealed than a Mar-a-Lago document.
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The Pope gets more women than a WNBA roster.
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Erika Jayne, just another trashy Housewife.
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Mickey Rourke was juicing while filming "The Wrestler" too.
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Jessie James Decker doesn't just do the chicken dance at weddings…
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Two years ago, Lily James' dessert was named Dominic West.
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Another royal turning a blind eye to Prince Andrew.
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Rod Stewart can't even count his children this quickly.
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These are better beards than a few Hollywood actresses.
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After seeing his gas bill, Gerard Butler is calling his bank for a low-interest loan.
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And then Kanye West wondered, "Did Mexico pay for this wall?"
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Queen Consort Camilla like her drinks like she likes Charles: stiff.
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A rare sighting of Stelena, a two-headed monster.
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The stock market has more graceful tumbles than Joe Biden.
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Chase Chrisley's parents are going to prison for financial crimes but still trying to get that bread.
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During this summer sale, it's half-off Clooneys.
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Danny Glover is more gassed than a college kid after Taco Bell.
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His eyes are nice and all, but Taylor Kinney's best contact is still Lady Gaga.
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Even cancel culture doesn't make Billie Eilish sweat like this.
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Jessie James Decker is money. Change my mind.
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Jack Harlow might not have the earrings but he knows it's hoops season.
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LeBron James demonstrates how the Lakers played defense last season.
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Chris Pine was obviously en route to buy lottery tickets.
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The age difference between Ryan Seacrest and his girlfriend is harder to swallow.
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Brody Jenner had better work on his balance or else he'll overturn faster than a Supreme Court justice.
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You can just feel the heat in Elizabeth Banks and Max Handelman's marriage.
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Johnny Depp's lawyer will search anywhere and everywhere to find evidence against Amber Heard.
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Whether it's lunch meat or Momoa, Eiza Gonzalez crushes on both.
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Usually, Julia Roberts has to look at social media for all the shade.
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Dave Letterman is bringing back clean comedy.
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Considering she's been divorced three times, this is the only time Jane Fonda gets any sugar.
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If she was in California, Olivia Colman would probably have needed a building permit for this.
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Josh Brolin seems to be disappointed in his peers.
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Dear Dax Shepard, your wife is looking very saucy today.
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Denise Richards' dress might as well be in the mountains, because it's hiked up!
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Just like in court, Blac Chyna is about to miss again.
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It was 2017 when Gal Gadot was getting booked this much.
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Paris stayed at a Hilton and opted for a water bed.
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You know what doctors say, Bradley Cooper: Too many hangovers will age you faster.
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Dua Lipa's heart isn't the only thing that's cold.
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Joe Biden's approval rating is also BTS: Begging To Survive.
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Prince Louis puts the "nah" in monarchy.
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After the success of "Top Gun: Maverick," Casey Affleck is now trying to fly.
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While her eggs are cage free, Vanessa Kirby does not appear to be.
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Similarly, COVID wiped out Alison Brie's Netflix show.
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Julia Fox's ex boyfriend has a more muddied reputation of late.
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This is just one way Cara Delevingne is cutting back on her air conditioning bill.
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In real life, Kim Kardashian wants non-violent coke users out of the can.
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Considering Penelope wasn't invited to Kourtney Kardashian's engagement party or courthouse wedding, this might be the only time within the previous year that Kourt's thrown her daughter a bone.
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Adam Devine hasn't made a splash like this since "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates."
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Unlike most celebrities, it doesn't require surgery when Kendall Jenner does a lift.
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Hard to say if Kelly Osbourne is reaching for DoorDash or that last bit of relevance.
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Joel Edgerton appears confused by post-COVID cruise liners.
