By Mark Gray
6:00am PDT, Aug 2, 2022
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Do they sell Saweetie's nails at Ace Hardware?
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You put your right foot in, you put your left foot out, you do the hokey pokey and Eva Longoria can turn herself around.
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Prince Charles trying to find what's left of his relationship with Meghan.
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Steaks and finding Flo Rida on top of the rap charts… both rare.
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Nicki Minaj giving Where's Waldo a run for his money.
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There are 31 NFL teams hoping Ciara's husband is just as soft.
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This is the only "Harry" thing to get close to the royals these days.
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Tom Cruise is no Food Network star, but he's still chopped.
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And then Kanye West wondered, "Did Mexico pay for this wall?"
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Camila Cabello has public decency lawyers literally hanging by a thread.
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Unlike the rest of us, Kurt Russell doesn't use putty or caulk to fill in the cracks.
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If Angelina Jolie's divorce could be described with an ice cream flavor, it would be rocky road.
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Selena Gomez's dating history is still more checkered than her dress.
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Whether he's in the ocean or at the box office, Scott Eastwood is always flopping.
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Dominic Cooper is more broken down than an Amazon box.
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Can't imagine why Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli didn't have their daughters row them instead.
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Considering this is permanent, maybe Tiger Woods is over his commitment issues.
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Paris Hilton is both loved and hated, but some people are still on the fence.
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Chris Pine looking like he's about to set out on three-hour tour, a three-hour tour.
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Alex Rodriguez hated the rays as a baseball player.
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Nicole Scherzinger's boyfriend likes that she's a dirty girl.
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Another royal turning a blind eye to Prince Andrew.
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That's a wrap… just like Joe Biden's presidency could be in 2024.
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Although Jerry Seinfeld isn't a computer, he still has one mega bite.
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Penn Badgley hasn't seen this kind of toss since his last visit to Pizza Hut.
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Hopefully @LievSchreiber can handle being with someone so young.
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Michael Strahan should stick to hitting quarterbacks, not high notes.
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Hillary Clinton didn't even take this many steps to secure her emails.
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Margot Robbie (and everyone else) upon hearing the McDonald's ice cream machine is broken again.
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Defensive lines have tried for years, but it seems like Gisele Bundchen is the only one who can cream Tom Brady.
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And now the Supreme Court can tell Katie Holmes what to do with her tubes…
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Jay Leno has a bigger hood problem than a KKK rally.
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In fairness, it is well known that pussycats like fish.
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Between his career and his girlfriend, everything around James Franco seems to be taking a nosedive.
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This offers more amusement than a few of Machine Gun Kelly's songs.
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Kendall Jenner obviously has a soft spot in her heart for dogs — sister Khloe Kardashian has a child with one.
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How long do we have to wade for a Jared Leto and 30 Seconds to Mars tour?
