By Mark Gray
5:32am PDT, Aug 2, 2021
Those who Simon Cowell has criticized have often told him to blow it out his blowhole!
Prince Charles isn't exactly known for his public speaking abilities and he always seems to get a pass for any faux pas… It's his audiences that gets grilled.
If Diplo hits an unexpected pothole, he's gonna drop more than just beats.
Courtney Stodden cancels Teigens, not vegans.
Bill Murray doesn't have Air Jordans, but at least he's got air in the undercarriage.
Even Joe Biden's most passionate supporters think the White House needs to go more on offense.
Sarah Jessica Parker's vintage handbag is somehow less ruined than her relationship with Kim Cattrall.
Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin hope their daughter's relationship with Scott Disick isn't blossoming this well.
Just like Natalie Portman did when she turned down "Almost Famous"… don't blow it!
Minnie Driver is more concealed than the weapons at a Capitol insurrection.
Does Jon Hamm get to use the carpool lane?
Meanwhile, Delilah Belle Hamlin looks for a new boyfriend for her little sister.
He's one of the best character actors of his generation, but, like these bags, Giovanni Ribisi seemingly can't carry a film.
It's summer, but Zach Braff has spring break vibes.
He's worth a reported $40 million, and Liev Schreiber is still getting that bread!
This has been the story of Paris Hilton's love life. When one door closes, another door opens.
Ironically, Prince Charles would not go to bat for his youngest son.
LeBron James out here looking like a nightclub doorman.
Fittingly enough, many within his own political party consider Matt Gaetz to be, well, toxic.
"What did my brother say now?"
Maybe Tristan Thompson always thought his relationship with Khloe Kardashian was like his shirt: Open.
Adam Levine still considers Blake Shelton his favorite dumbbell.
Richard Branson's bottle has been pent up and ready to explode… Sounds right for a Virgin.
Most days Lisa Vanderpump is using those lips to trash Kyle Richards.
Prince Harry likes to pull the curtain back on the royal family.
Oddly, Bella Hadid doesn't like to play games with her love life.
Much like her gubernatorial campaign, Caitlyn Jenner needs a pick-me-up.
Let's just hope T.J. Holmes used his Listerine.
Kim Kardashian's estranged husband thinks his shoes are works of art as well.
All these hotel guests could technically say they slept with Paris Hilton.
Uma Thurman hasn't made a splash this big since "Kill Bill."
He's revered for his good deeds and sacrifice… and the other guy is the Pope.
Ironically, Ben Affleck's current girlfriend is known for the junk in her trunk too.
No wonder Allison Mack didn't see her prison sentence coming.
Hopefully Quentin Tarantino doesn't sign for his loans this way.
Considering he's often around the Kardashian-Jenners, this might be the only way Travis Scott gets any fresh air.
Pauly D's diet is about to take the L… lactose.
Kathy Hilton is always keeping an eye on the "Housewives."
