By Mark Gray
12:26pm PST, Feb 27, 2022
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After that split with Shawn Mendes, Camila Cabello's lips aren't the only thing chapped.
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Luggage? Where Drake goes he needs no luggage.
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Celebrities are usually arrested for having coke.
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Emma Thompson drags better than most Internet trolls.
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Kaia Gerber and Austin Butler's romance is juicy!
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LeBron James's chest is not sold at furniture stores.
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Charlie Day is more stuffed than a Victoria's Secret model's bra.
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The DeLorean goes farther than Peyton Manning's deep ball.
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Pete Davidson continues to fuel Kanye's hatred for him.
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Bill collectors have been the only ones paging Erika Jayne.
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Jason Bateman is just not getting the support he needs.
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Mary J. Blige usually only does this at the gynecologist's office.
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Clay Walker is closer to his caddy than he is to his next No. 1 song.
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Helen Mirren's trio is better than the Jonas Brothers.
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Does Alfonso Ribeiro ever get tired of playing second banana?
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Amanda Kloots is always having to steer clear of children… but that's enough about her "The Talk" co-hosts.
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Imagine Dragons saw more confetti than the Bengals.
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"America's Got Talent" winners haven't blown up like Simon Cowell's son Eric's balloons.
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We're more familiar with Eli Manning serving up interceptions.
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Johnny Knoxville is probably more welcome in the palace than Meghan.
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We know all too well that Jake Gyllenhaal has a spotty history with scarves (Taylor's Version).
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Alfonso Ribeiro went to the golf course and clearly didn't understand the assignment.
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Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston better hope their mezcal doesn't go down the drain like the water in this pool.
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On "Law & Order," Mariska Hargitay often looks at men who have been framed.
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Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox strap in for a lifetime together.
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Amelia Gray Hamlin's boots are made for walking… eh, Scott Disick?!
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Yet another male in Jenn Harley's life who's a real dog.
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If only Prince Andrew could dig himself out of his mess like Duchess Camilla.
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Joe Biden has been waffling even more on student debt…
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Taylor Swift's building has a legitimate blank space.
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Sutton Stracke meets the one person less tolerable than her….
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Lady Gaga's sleeves are thinner than her portrayal of Patrizia Reggiani in "House of Gucci."
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Tana Mongeau is thirsty. Who woulda ever guessed?!
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Duchess Kate has seen less awkward thumbs from hitchhikers.
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Over the years, the "Vanderpump Rules" cast has crumbled quicker than Tom Sandoval's custom cookie.
