By Mark Gray
6:13am PDT, Aug 29, 2021
A VERY Happy Gilmore indeed!
Kaley Cuoco is still more comfortable than she'd be at a Motel 6.
Pete Davidson actually doesn't use a script for his cannabis hobby.
"Jersey Shore" hasn't been this lit since 2009.
Delilah Belle Hamlin is everyone watching Erika Jayne and Tom Girardi's legal issues unfold.
Fully rested and alcohol free, but somehow Laverne Cox is still glassy eyed.
Presley Gerber's Denny's order is obviously Moons over My Hammy.
Since leaving his late night TBS show, Conan O'Brien's "career" is also an air quotes situation.
Tell this man that Zoey Deutch is not a gas station grab-and-go meal!
Alicia Keys is dropping faster than COVID cases in this country.
Whether it's bagels or Kaley Cuoco's co-star, Pete Davidson, it's hard to tell what's more baked.
Don't be fooled, James Corden's guitar case still has more redeeming value than "Cats."
If this person parks this close to Jessica Alba again, her coffee won't be the only thing getting steamed.
The only thing more unhealthy for Saweetie was her relationship with Quavo.
If only Prince Charles could plant his rear end on the throne.
Someone wanna give Malin Akerman a hand… lord knows she didn't get one for "Couples Retreat."
Forget scissors, Rob Zombie's stylist might need a Weedwacker at his next salon visit.
You know this would never happen to the Joker. Just saying…
He's had a vasectomy, so John Cena is actually shooting blanks.
Somehow this guy actually has far more power than Prince Charles.
In the past, Michael Strahan only chewed up and spit out Kelly Ripa.
Even when she was on "Glee," Melissa Benoist couldn't hit notes this high.
A lovely day with Scott Disick and all his children… and bodyguard.
Lasagna makes us balloon up. Kate Mara is built different.
Forget Dax Shepard, it looks like his mini bike is the one that needs testosterone injections.
This is technically Kate Hudson and Danny Fujikawa's daughter's first superhero role.
James Corden didn't even fight this hard for his "Spill Your Guts" segment.
Kaia Gerber shows the only proven way to protect yourself from letting Gerber baby food near you.
Critics have actually called Chrissy Teigen one sick puppy for a while.
Rod Stewart is still less handsy than some American politicians.
Funny enough, when the royal family refers to "a cold one," they're actually talking about Meghan Markle.
OK, who put the whoopee cushion on the president's chair?
Zachary Quinto is about 195,782 balloons shy of starring in an "Up" sequel.
Regina King doesn't need a spaceship or Amazon employees to float around.
Gerard Butler has escalated more than just his lawsuit against the producers of "Olympus Has Fallen."
Proof that the words coming out of Susan Sarandon's mouth are bull.
You call Mary J. Blige "trash," you're gonna pay a price.
Attention Jordana Brewster and all other parents: STOP embarrassing your children in public!
Coincidentally, during his playing days, David Beckham used his melon to head soccer balls into nets.
