By Mark Gray
8:30am PDT, Apr 30, 2022
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Amy Poehler and other comedians need to make sure their jokes are right on target.
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Even Sudoku has fewer numbers than Sara Gilbert's gas bill.
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There are actually Salt-N-Pepa lyrics written about Claire Danes: "Push it good (Ah, push it) / Push it real good (Ah, push it) / Push it good (Ah, push it) / P-push it real good."
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Just like on "Baywatch," David Charvet is still bringing up the rear.
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Macaulay Culkin is seen here with "Home Alone 3" and "Home Alone 4."
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Molly Sims is married. Still, when it comes to schoolwork or relationships, most women love a good project.
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After the year Lainey Wilson has had, you're not about to rain on her parade.
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It's been a long time since we've seen "Horny Harry" headlines.
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Patrick Dempsey actually considers this his "overnight bag."
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Even Joe Biden's ears are suffering from inflation.
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Noah Centineo was more bent when he split from Stassie Karanikolaou.
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Rafferty Law picked even better parents.
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Apparently Tobey Maguire can't carry a film or a coffee.
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At this rate, it's gonna be a long time before Prince Charles's mother mooooooves over and lets him lead.
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To be fair, Camila Cabello contributes to global warming in her own way when she wears bikinis. #Hot
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Kumail Nanjiani is really starting to feel his ripped bod.
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Gigi Hadid is the definition of being double parked.
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Likewise, Casey Affleck isn't peddling many good films lately either.
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This is the coolest Wyclef Jean has been since 2003.
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The pizza notwithstanding, Ben Affleck's favorite topping is J.Lo.
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When she was single, Kate Hudson was often surrounded by hopeful tomcats.
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To heck with Lay's, Jared Leto is a Ruffles kind of guy.
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Oddly, Will Ferrell's cellphone provider is actually not Sprint…
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Tiffany Haddish's kissing technique and her thoughts on starting a family are the same… open.
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Anthony Kiedis doesn't need street cred — he's got street crud.
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When "Real Housewives" stars dance, they're usually dancing around their taxes.
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The in-flight options for Zachary Levi's trip are probably lacking.
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Even with a No. 1 song, the biggest thing to happen in The Kid Laroi's career are these prosthetics.
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If Prince Charles and Duchess Camilla keep up the lower body fitness, we can call them the Quadfather and Quadzilla.
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The moment we realized Olivia Rodrigo can't carry the pop music genre.
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Khloe Kardashian usually takes her licks in the comments section of Instagram.
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Lucy Hale is single, but she's found the full package.
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In the winter, Mod Sun's shirt is actually a Christmas tree skirt.
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Simon says: Listen intently.
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Prince William was less misty when his brother moved to the United States.
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Back in his younger days, the only "Bird" in Robert Downey Jr.'s life was the one he gave to paparazzi.
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David Tenant hasn't been this close to cable in a while.
