By Mark Gray
8:37am PST, Nov 29, 2017
And here's Sofia Richie giving us a perfect metaphor for dating Scott Disick: up, down, thrilling… and can make you nauseous.
Suddenly, Bindi Irwin makes your Wednesday just seem so mundane. So keep repeating these words: "I will never complain about my office job again, I will never complain about my office job again, I will never complain about my office job again."
Kristin Davis is currying favor with Santa.
Flea is trying to keep his eye on the prize. It's not working.
Debbie Harry, do you need the number to Terminix?
Shhh, Donald Trump doesn't want you knowing he got fewer votes than the other person in that 2016 election.
Ezra Miller does his own stunts too.
When the Windex runs out, Paris Jackson goes for the spit shine.
And just like that, Erykah Badu suddenly has more coverage than T-Mobile.
On "Game of J.Los," winter IS coming.
Anthony Kiedis does his best impression of a Cleveland Browns player… ready to get run over.
Selena Gomez's family is looking at Justin Bieber and thinking the same thing: Keep your hands off!
What a coincidence, because Prince Charles was trying to get Prince Harry to clean up his act for years.
When will Kaley Cuoco get tired of carrying all her co-stars?
Now you can tell all your friends you slept with Paris Hilton.
Gina Rodriguez with that look you have when you send someone the wrong text… and the text is actually about the recipient.
Whether it's with work or her personal life, Sandra Bullock still can't find that balance.
Remember when Rupert Everett's co-stars were Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz? My, how times have changed!
Jennifer Lopez, tell us how you really feel about Alex Rodriguez not proposing yet.
Chris Hemsworth aka Thor was once named People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive." Other superheroes are covertly taking notes on how to have their moment in the sun.
We thought it was scary and extinct… but the Trump presidency lives on.
Forget Obama — has anyone ever actually checked Hoda Kotb's birth certificate? She's fangirling a little too hard to be the age she claims to be.
What a coincidence, because a lot of women don't want to get mixed up with Russell Brand either.
Hey, Mila Kunis, your mother-in-law is coming to town. What do you think?
Kenneth Branagh, this is not the time for the old open mouth, insert foot.
That look Justin Bieber has after penning a note to suddenly single Selena Gomez…
We're tired of everyone saying Emma Stone's friends are too stuffy.
Ever since hearing that Khloe Kardashian is pregnant, French Montana has been burying his head in the sand.
With eating etiquette like this, Karrueche Tran might be single for a while.
Honey, they shrunk my shirt.
Kit Harington wants to know if you think he's booty-ful?
Hayden Christensen has been trying to find his balance since splitting with Rachel Bilson.
Model Alina Baikova couldn't afford a flight on an airplane, so she tried this route.
Well Lydia Hearst, does Chris Hardwick have any cavities?
We see London, we see France, we see Brad Bradley's underpants.
Let's hope both Prince William and this guy remembered their Tic Tacs before meeting.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how radioactive is Jamie King? Eleven, she's Eleven. Get it?
This is how Josh Duhamel will view every image of Fergie with a man from now on: "Let's see, there's my ex, and there's some dog trying to become a stepfather."
Mark Ruffalo shall hear no evil.
Kourtney Kardashian has been begging Scott Disick to stop getting lit, but he continues to defy her.
This was the moment that Dustin Hoffman threatened Tim Gunn's job — consider it the opening salvo.
Considering the age difference between her and her ex-boyfriend, Heidi Klum is probably used to shopping for children.
Victoria Arlen is going to be awake for decades.
