By Mark Gray
7:32am PDT, Jun 27, 2018
Considering Pauly D proudly calls himself a "guido," we'll now change the meaning of GTL to "Guido Talking Loudly."
Kelly Clarkson looks like how we feel when we get the nitrous oxide at the dentist.
Patrick Dempsey is a typical man — always infatuated with the junk in the trunk.
Maybe Ariana Grande can tell us how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop…
The Situation usually has inmate numbers under his chin, not words, so this is a step in the right direction.
Miles Teller looks concerned. In fact, we haven't seen anyone look so concerned in a Ford Bronco since… well… ya know.
Bryan Randall and Sandra Bullock are just like us… We've all got that ONE friend, don't we?
Seth Rogen lost the tattoo lottery.
Liam Hemsworth's last big wipeout before this one was called "Independence Day: Resurgence."
If Camilla was in charge of the royal wedding invitations, the guest list would have been much different.
A never-seen-before image of Tiffany Haddish after hearing that infamous "Access Hollywood" tape.
Thank God Luke Bryan isn't a judge on "So You Think You Can Dance"… because no, he can't.
When Savannah Guthrie has too much coffee, this happens.
On the bright side, Jaden Smith's mouth is covered, so he can't say anything perplexing.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere, Prince Charles.
Ezra Miller shows you the live equivalent of creeping on someone's Instagram.
A lot of people think Simon Cowell's opinions are crap, so this is fitting.
This will probably be the only time in his life that Prince George gets shut down by a woman.
Jimmy Kimmel is about as good as LeBron James' supporting cast.
Megyn Kelly, now starring in "The Making of a Morning Host."
This is the most action Kelly Rowland got all weekend.
If this is how he acts in front of you, just imagine how Paul Rudd is behind your back!
Uh, Darius Rucker, I don't think Hank done it this way (Waylon Jennings, people, look him up).
Tiffany Haddish has found the breast, er, best produce.
Nick Viall must think that roses grow on trees.
Stephen Baldwin's moral compass is pointed this way…
Whatever dance David Koechner attended had a strange dress code.
They've been trying to clean up sports, but Justin Bieber is definitely juicing at his soccer game.
Jason Bateman's spirit animal is Rihanna.
Lady Gaga tries to remember where she parked her horse.
Danica Patrick has just lego of her individuality.
Rent is cheap at Keanu Reeves' newest place.
Jaden Smith is clearly still in the pursuit of happiness.
You didn't know that Eric Dane was a cereal killer, did you?
Jon Bernthal seems to have brought a gun to a bazooka fight.
The only club that Piers Morgan will ever be near.
