By Mark Gray
5:39am PDT, Nov 2, 2016
Julianne Hough's dress has more moves than some of the people on "Dancing With the Stars."
Allison Holker is thinking, "This is incredible. I can't even taste the vodka."
Kristin Chenoweth got lucky. Usually Ariana Grande licks doughnuts, not faces.
Shawn Mendes, oh so young, and oh so much baggage already.
Mario Cantone and Jason Biggs must be reading the Braille on each other's faces.
Bill Engvall takes the "Hello, my name is" labels to another level.
Val Chmerkovskiy and Laurie Hernandez are the cream of the crop, for sure.
From that look on Santa's face, Rachel Platten is on the naughty list.
Wouldn't it be easier if Hailee Steinfeld just used a doctor's mask?
Jessica Chastain is about to become the new meme for, "Oh, I wish a mutha would."
Even Eddie Redmayne knows that his new movie, "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them," is a real mouthful.
Ken Jeong just needed to catch a few zzzz's.
Romance: A word not in Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg's vocabulary.
Prince William does a proper vetting of Prince George's potential playmates.
This was the day every dry cleaner and cleaning crew in New York hated Jimmy Fallon and Little Big Town.
Wilmer Valderamma is not keeping his hands inside the ride at all times.
Has Marion Cotillard been Pokemon this whole time?
Which character is Gigi Hadid going to be in the new Street Fighter game?
Macy Gray ain't got time for that…
Congrats, Shawn Mendes, on the new paper weights.
Kelly Ripa can catch a baseball, but she can't catch a co-host. What do ya know!
Hey Ciara, "Stand in the place where you live / Now face North / Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before."
Helena Bonham Carter is just looking for a hug, that's all.
Oh no. Did Anthony Weiner text J.Lo and Ray Liotta?
Dakota Fanning's hair could probably use a little caffeine this morning.
For all future boyfriends thinking of cheating on Uma Thurman, this is a bad, bad idea.
Jerry Seinfeld, say hello to the hernia.
Rachel Weisz, don't listen to the voices in your head!
Mirror, mirror on the car, is Ariel Winter the smokiest of them all?
John C. Reilly looks much different with the dog face on Snapchat.
The last time Kaley Cuoco hugged a dog, it was her ex-husband.
Do you think Demi Moore knows she's a human Snapchat filter?
Haley Lu Richardson doesn't quite understand what sign language is.
Reason No. 5,490 Ty Burrell will never be allowed in a biker gang.
Just wondering, has anyone ever seen Phil Collins and Grumpy Cat in the same room at the same time?
Kelsea Ballerini, huge fan of censorship.
Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler must be walking by the stench of the 2016 election.
Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood acted like a couple of boobs while hosting the CMAs this year.
To heck with window shopping. Matt Lauer, Gigi Hadid and Hoda Kotb demonstrate window chomping!
Joe Jonas must be thinking, "I donut know who to text right now."
Who wears short shorts? Shia wears short shorts… Just making John Stockton proud (look it up, kids).
Mila Kunis is fighting the law… and it looks like the law is winning.
Would it surprise anyone if Mel Gibson had a drumstick in his hand and started talking about chicken being "finger lickin' good" right now?
Who knew that Hugh Laurie had a second job as the lead singer of a KISS cover band?
Is there any truth to the rumor that F. Murray Abraham is trying to change his name to F. Murray Abra-hands?
Kendall Jenner is pointing out the NBA player that Khloe Kardashian will date next.
If Kate Beckinsale starts singing "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," we give up.
Tom Brady doesn't know how to act around a properly inflated piece of sporting equipment.
Snooki, we caught ya red handed! (We know, we know, that one was too easy.)
TJ Miller didn't let his co-stars know where the helium was hidden.
Michael Buble, unless you're at a basketball game and they're shooting free clothing out of a T-shirt cannon, there's no excuse for this kind of look.
Casper Smart can't figure out why J.Lo didn't take him back when he serenaded her.
Austin Mahone… Yeah, he's got game.
