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Ben Affleck couldn't make Jennifer Lopez eggs before leaving this morning, so he's fertilizing them instead.
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Hello from the other side….
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Anne Heche's night was better than yours. Her morning, however, was not.
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Russell Crowe likes to court younger women.
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Before this, the neediest thing in Selena Gomez's life was Taylor Swift.
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Suits from the 1980s were like, "Our shoulder pads were fierce." Billy Porter's suit is like, "Hold my beer."
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Anne Hathaway's dinner is more satisfying than her Oscars hosting gig 10 years ago.
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The weatherman who predicted clear skies had better not show his face around Joshua Jackson ever again.
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Ben Affleck loses his food faster than Hilaria Baldwin loses accents.
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Charles and Camilla have weapons for the next time someone tries to leave the royal family.
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As much as Shawn Mendes wants us to think he's a rocker, he's still a pop star.
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Home Depot still has better nails than Machine Gun Kelly.
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With apologies to FOX, Jared Leto is quite literally the masked singer.
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As she looked at the world, Duchess Kate wanted fewer borders. All she got was more Barnes & Noble stores.
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Did Elle Fanning just out herself as the leader of QAnon?
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If you look at your partner this way, you might be in a bad romance — therapy 101.
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Cody Rigsby still has better reception than AT&T customers.
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With apologies to Zendaya's boyfriend, this guy is a real super-man.
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Reese Witherspoon now stars in "Big Little Spies."
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This might be the only proven way to shield ourselves from the Kardashians.
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Usually only Russell Wilson gets to see Ciara in briefs.
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Noah Cyrus got us wondering if that's couture or Kotex.
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Jon Hamm knows this isn't as uncomfortable as flying Spirit Airlines.
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Scarlett Johansson's smoothie had a mind of its own.
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Even though she doesn't drink liquor, Juliette Lewis is still a licker.
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Shailene Woodley is a better blocker than some of Aaron Rodgers' offensive linemen.
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There's no gym around, but Jonah Hill is still looking pumped.
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Carrie Underwood's days living in the spotlight are over.
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Should we pitti, sorry, pity newly single Alex Rodriguez?
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50 Cent hasn't seen this much smoke since hanging out with Snoop Dogg.
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Is it really called "old wind" when the queen passes gas?
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Judging by what's happened with past "The Bachelorette" stars, Tayshia Adams and Zac Clark might already be looking for their next relationships. Update: They split in November.
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The original "Cruel Intentions" scene made us less "board."
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Maybe the only thing that needs more resuscitating is Selena Gomez's album sales.
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Kristen Stewart looks more shocked than a prison yard fence.
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Maybe it's because of his late night show, but we always took Jimmy Kimmel as more of a Joker.
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There's Something About Penne, eh, Matt Dillon?
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James Corden and a piñata are quite similar: They both seem sweet on the inside, they both hang around longer than they should, and people love to beat on them.
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After all these years, Jennifer Lopez is still at the top of her game.
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Even in a pandemic, Elsa Pataky's life isn't going off the rails.
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Chase Rice is a longtime Second Amendment supporter, and he likes shotguns too.
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Kate Mara will always have a roof over her head.
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Imagine what Kim Kardashian is going to think when she takes off those blinders and sees Pete Davidson in front of her.
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And you thought Simon Cowell was the only animal in Paula Abdul's orbit.
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You can take Demi Lovato out of "Barney," but you can't take "Barney" out of Demi Lovato.
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Unlike all those "Instagram models," Keri Russell is actually thirsty.
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Most of Vanessa Hudgen's citations are at the bottom of her Wikipedia page.
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Gisele Bundchen was a CATwalk legend, but she really loves GOATs.
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KJ Apa requires guests at his parties to BYOV: Bring Your Own Vegetation.
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Miranda Lambert and Elle King are a way cooler fringe group than QAnon.
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Robin Roberts marches to her next exclusive interview…
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Joe Biden preps Thanksgiving meals as part of his Build Bird Better plan.
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Al Pacino struggles to cover up that scarface.
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"Free booze delivered to my house? Your move, Republicans" –Molly Sims
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If only Ellen DeGeneres did this much reflecting on her own alleged behavior toward her staff.
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When she was in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Chrissy Teigen's cheeks were less covered up.
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And you thought Clare Crawley was the oldest bachelorette concerned with roses.
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Woods? Irons? Putter? Pshh! Macklemore is his own "driver" on the golf course.
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Fans seem to have a harder time digesting Kyle Richards' behavior on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" lately.
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Three hours into the Academy Awards, Chloe Zhao's mini bottle was more coveted than an Oscar.
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Piers Morgan's sweater is almost as obnoxious as his viewpoints.
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Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli behind bars… just like old times.
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Indiana Jones might be visiting the Temple of Tums after this burrito.
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Ironically, Prince William can't even build a relationship with his brother right now.
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Usually, Rita Ora just tries to dance around COVID-19 restrictions.
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She's been VP for a few hours and Kamala Harris has already lost her focus.
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George Stephanopoulos sometimes gets brushed off by politicians on "Good Morning America" too.
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While this is odd to some, The Weeknd's dancers are basically sporting the official uniform of Los Angeles residents. #PlasticSurgery
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Will Tiffany Trump accept the results of this game?
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It took bigger balls for Sammy Hagar to take over Van Halen.
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Forget the applause, Carrot Top gives himself a hand.
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Miley Cyrus could have starred in every Whitesnake music video in the '80s.
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This friend of Mario Lopez's misses the days when it was only the dinner conversation that made her uncomfortable.