Creaturefied Celebs

By Wonderwall.com Editors 7:29am PDT, Mar 31, 2011

By Michelle Lanz

April Fools is upon us, so there's no better time to put some of the most popular celebs on Wonderwall through Animal Planet's handy-dandy Creaturefy machine. Click through to see Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson and more stars all freaked out.

Paris Hilton

Creature: Bigfoot

Characteristics: Named after what is believed to be its 24-inch long footprints, this large gorilla-like beast stands over six-feet tall and is covered in thick dark hair. Some "eyewitnesses" report that the creature emits a foul smell, and it is believed to be mainly nocturnal.

Paris Hilton does have unusually large feet for her height, so maybe she just has a really good waxing lady?

Charlie Sheen

Creature: Kraken

Characteristics: A legendary sea monster, the octopus-like Kraken has a reputation for swallowing sea vessels whole and terrorizing coastal Norwegian towns

Sheen might not have tentacles or the ability to overcome an entire ship, but he sure has a talent for swallowing up media attention with a vengeance.

Kim Kardashian

Creature: Werewolf

Characteristics: A full moon is thought to trigger the curse that causes a person to transform into this devilish wolf-like humanoid. Werewolves have acute senses, superhuman strength and are known to prey on unsuspecting naive humans.

Though we've never seen Kim Kardashian turn into a fearsome half-wolf creature, she does have a way of chewing up men and spitting them out.

Lady Gaga

Creature: Lizardman

Characteristics: Towering above most people at seven feet tall, this elusive reptilian humanoid is thought to inhabit the swamps of Lee County, South Carolina. It has great strength, and according to legend, it can easily rip apart

Is there any pop star as slithery, shape-shifting and larger than life as Gaga? We think not.

Rob Pattinson

Creature: Vampire

Characteristics: In the old days, vampires were thought to be corpses possessed by evil spirits that fed on the blood of living things to prevent their own decomposition. They are understood to be active at night, sensitive to sunlight and are often found roaming in cemeteries or other places associated with the dead.

As you can see, "Twilight" author Stephenie Meyer took certain liberties with the original physical attributes of vampires when she created Edward Cullen.

Miley Cyrus

Creature: Owlwoman

Characteristics: Also known as the "death raptor," Owlwoman stands between four and five feet tall and has only been spotted in the village of Cornwall, England. It is described as having intense, piercing eyes and two-toed claws.

Miley Cyrus might not have the ability to fly, but her intense blue eyes are unmistakably owl-like.

James Franco

Creature: Devil Monkey

Characteristics: Large and hairy with a baboon-like appearance, devil monkeys have been known to kill livestock and are able to leap large distances.

James Franco is always jumping from job to job, class to class and coast to coast. There's got to be something supernatural going on there, because no human has that kind of energy.

Lindsay Lohan

Creature: Poltergeist

Characteristics: Literally meaning a noisy ghost, poltergeists are imperceptible spirits who make their presences known by causing destruction and physical attacks on humans.

Luckily for the humans around her, Lindsay Lohan seems to only make life difficult and scary for herself.

Salma Hayek

Creature: Q Snake

Characteristics: The Quetzalcoatl is a feathered snake creature originating in Mexican mythology as far back as the Aztecs. Despite its fearsome appearance, it was believed to be the bringer of rain and corn, and some Catholics believe Quetzalcoatl to be a Christ-like figure.

This version looks hornier than previous incarnations of the Q snake — and that's not just because Salma Hayek is under all those scales and spines.

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