Who knew David Spade was such a Casanova?! His list of Hollywood conquests is so long, we could barely keep up. In honor of David's 54th birthday on July 22, 2018, Wonderwall.com is rounding up all the women the comedy star has been linked to over the years, from Julie Bowen and Heather Locklear to Pamela Anderson, Naya Rivera and more. Keep reading to get started…
Kristy Swanson, 1996-1997
It's unclear whether David and Kristy Swanson hooked up on or off the set of their dark comedy "8 Heads in a Duffel Bag," but they dated from about 1996 to 1997 — thus kicking off the comedian's streak of sexy blondes.
Lara Flynn Boyle, 1999
After splitting with her first husband in 1998, Lara Flynn Boyle got involved with David Spade… then stomped on his heart. How, you ask? On July 8 that year, Jack Nicholson was involved in a car wreck in the Hollywood Hills, and Lara was a passenger. The actress bolted from the scene — and David later admitted he found out she'd been there after he got a call from the National Enquirer.
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Krista Allen, 2001
Does it sting when your exes move on with A-listers after they ditch you? Ask David Spade. In 2001, the "Saturday Night Live" alum jumped into another hard-to-believe relationship, this time with "Baywatch" beauty Krista Allen. After their love affair ended, she famously dated George Clooney.
Julie Bowen, 2002-2003
David Spade pulled out all the stops during his long-distance relationship with "Modern Family" star Julie Bowen in the early aughts. In 2003, David wrangled Stevie Nicks to sing Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide" on Julie's voicemail for her birthday! But we guess having your favorite song sung to you by the artist herself wasn't enough to keep their romance alive. The pair ended things shortly after. Ouch.
Brittany Daniel, 2003-2004
A lot of perks come with being a celebrity — like having your casting director serve as your own personal matchmaker. But even though David Spade and Brittany Daniel met on the set of "Joe Dirt," they didn't begin to date until 2003. Unlike their on-screen love affair, however, this couple didn't ride off into the sunset in real life: They broke things off in 2004.
Sara Foster, 2004
While this romance was never confirmed, Sara Foster reportedly dated David Spade before landing a recurring role on "90210" and marrying her husband, pro tennis player Thomas Haas.
Jillian Barberie, 2004
Before Jillian Barberie married former Marine sniper Grant Reynolds in 2006, it was rumored that the then-"Good Day L.A." co-anchor and David Spade had a tête-à-tête that led to a little more. Wink, wink.
Heather Locklear, 2006
It wasn't until 2007 that David Spade finally admitted he'd been romantically involved with Heather Locklear. "We did date there for a while. Gorgeous girl. She was great. We're friends, and now she's on [my show 'Rules of Engagement']," he told David Letterman. "She plays a girl that dates me that everyone says she shouldn't be dating. It's, like, even on my show that's the angle." In April 2017, TMZ asked Heather why she thinks her ex is so successful with women. "He's always with beautiful famous actresses," she said. "No. 1, he's funny." No. 2, she said, is because he's — ahem — well-endowed. Guess that answers that!
Carmen Electra, 2006 and 2008
These two have been linked not once but twice! David Spade and Carmen Electra reportedly got a little friendly at the 2006 Teen Choice Awards. They were linked again in 2008 when it appeared they'd arrived together at Lavo at the Palazzo and Tao at the Venetian in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve.
Pamela Anderson, 2007
Celeb-watchers went wild when David Spade and Pamela Anderson showed up together at Jet Nightclub inside the Mirage Resort and Casino in Las Vegas in 2007. Cameras caught the two canoodling and getting a little touchy-feely — ending with Pam planting a big ol' wet kiss on David's cheek. Nevertheless, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Nicky Whelan, 2007-2008
David Spade dated Aussie actress Nicky Whelan after Heather Locklear. And for the first time in a long time, he wasn't afraid to make his love known. The pair were regularly spotted on red carpets and running around town together, at least until their split in early 2008.
Jillian Grace, 2008
After posing for test shots on "The Howard Stern Show," Jillian Grace was crowned Playboy's Miss March 2005. And after stripping down for the mag, she got knocked up by David Spade. In January 2008, the comedian admitted he and Jillian had enjoyed a brief relationship and said that if her child proved to be his, he would accept all responsibility. The paternity test came back positive: On Aug. 26, 2008, David and Jillian welcomed a beautiful baby girl, Harper.
Nicollette Sheridan, 2008-2009
In 2009, when Ellen DeGeneres asked Nicollette Sheridan if she was seeing David Spade, the "Desperate Housewives" star replied, "We're just friends, we're not dating… Do you see us together? No!" And when Ellen showed David (and the audience!) this segment during his appearance on her talk show, he laughed and responded, "I think it's less dating and more her killing time." Well played, player. Well played.
Padma Lakshmi, 2010
David Spade and Padma Lakshmi were spotted out together (once!) on their way to dinner at Koi in Los Angeles on June 16, 2010. Either their first date didn't go so well or this is truly a case where they really were "just friends."
Jasmine Waltz, 2011
This was a birthday date for the books! David Spade celebrated his 47th by going on a date with David Arquette's post-Courteney Cox rebound, Jasmine Waltz. Jasmine's list of Hollywood conquests rivals David's: She's been linked to Ryan Seacrest, Chris Pine, Jesse McCartney, Sean Stewart and Paris Hilton's ex, Doug Reinhardt. And let's not forget Jasmine's sex tape, which was released on the Internet. Well, that's one way to spend your 47th birthday, David.
Charlotte McKinney, 2016
In April 2016, David Spade was spotted having a romantic dinner with Charlotte McKinney, his co-star in "Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser." The rumor mill ran rampant, especially when they came together for a Coachella Funny or Die roast satire video later in the month. But like many of David's love affairs, this was neither confirmed nor denied and it fell off the radar pretty quickly.
Naya Rivera, 2017
Former "Glee" star Naya Rivera and David Spade had tongues wagging when they were spotted heading to dinner in Malibu in April 2017. They came together… and yes, they left together. Prior, Naya and David were seen getting cozy in a hotel pool in Hawaii that March. The twosome met on the set of the film "Mad Families." This tryst was short-lived, as they weren't seen out publicly after April and both unfollowed each other on Instagram — a tell-tale sign of a relationship's demise.
Ivy Levan, 2017
David Spade's split from Naya Rivera was confirmed when the comedian was spotted kissing singer-model Ivy Levan in August 2017. They continued to be spotted out together for a few months through the fall.
Mystery blonde, 2018
By 2018, David Spade was canoodling with an entirely different mystery woman. The actor was spotted out and about with this beautiful blonde in June 2018. No word on her identity yet…