By Mark Gray
6:03am PDT, Oct 4, 2022
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Elizabeth Marvel has fresher seaweed than any Nobu.
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This can't be the first time Kate Winslet has blown smoke out her a**.
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Tiffany Haddish is even better at ducking lawsuits.
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Considering she's pregnant, hasn't Ashley Green's husband already deflowered her?
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Rule No.1: When LeBron James is open, you pass him the ball.
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Donald Glover doesn't even produce or direct shorts smaller than these.
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Lizzo's train is cleaner than any New York City subway.
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Aaron Paul gets loaded off more than just his mezcal.
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Mickey Rourke was juicing while filming "The Wrestler" too.
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Casey Affleck's hand is making Walton Goggins think he might need to build a wall on his southern border.
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Two years ago, Lily James' dessert was named Dominic West.
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Rita Ora has seen better waves at sporting events.
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The GOP was more bug-eyed about Hillary Clinton's emails.
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Shia LaBeouf's next face-to-face meeting with Olivia Wilde probably won't be so buoyant.
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With this raincoat, Camila Cabello is more prepared for the storm than the QAnon'ers.
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Anthony Kiedis is the only red hot chili pepper on the market that won't send you to the toilet.
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His mask-wearing technique and fashion sense isn't slaying, but OJ Simpson is.
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In his single college years, Brad Pitt was probably a motorboating son-of-a-gun.
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Following her "Magic Mike 3" firing, these are the only stars willing to be near Thandiwe Newton.
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If only Simon Baker could carry a feature film so easily…
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James Corden hasn't taken us on a worse ride since "Cats."
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Only Orange Julius has a better squeeze than Sarah Hyland.
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Sorry Eiza Gonzalez, but the Hunter Biden cover-up was better.
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And you thought Hugh Dancy had is hands full at home with two young kids…
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Nicki Minaj is more concealed than a Mar-a-Lago document.
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Some like Tropicana. Heather Graham prefers ocean spray.
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A rare photo of Nick Cannon with all his children…
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Actual footage of Khloe Kardashian every time Tristan Thompson says he's sorry.
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No idea if Eddie Murphy is an NRA member, but he's no stranger to shotgun.
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Ice cream or otherwise, if it's frozen, Kristin Bell isn't far.
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Dustin Hoffman hasn't been this focused on anything since he was counting toothpicks during "Rain Man."
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We thought Lisa Rinna was only loyal to Harry Hamlin's trunk.
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Donald Trump must be watching his favorite program: reruns of Jan. 6, 2021.
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With the NFL season beginning, Joe Biden gets a jump start on his national anthem regimen.
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Unfortunately, Jerry can't wipe away the final "Seinfeld" episode this easily.
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At seafood restaurants, Flea orders the sole.
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The lush plant notwithstanding, it's usually marriages that Chris Pratt leaves.
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The last dog Jonah Hill was around was named James Franco.
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Our face every time we gotta go and there's a long line to the restroom…
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Heidi Klum has less trouble chopping "AGT" contestants.
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Introducing "Selling Sunset" star Jason Oppenhei-murse.
