By Mark Gray
5:53am PST, Dec 22, 2021
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Jimmy Kimmel might be a weatherman, because this guy is windy!
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His face not withstanding, this car ride looks easier to sit through than Rod Stewart's "Camouflage" album.
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This would be a good time for Dave Grohl to learn to fly.
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Chloe Grace Moretz hasn't seen this many rejections since her shelved 2017 film with Louis C.K.
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We don't wanna rain on Richard Madden's parade, but…
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That face Henry Cavill makes when his aunt gives him pajamas for Christmas again.
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Ben Affleck wants to guard J.Lo from all athletes, present and past.
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This is harder to swallow than some of Sammy Hagar's songs.
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Simon Cowell is never this mesmerized by the "AGT" talent.
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Mariska Hargitay is already prepping for her holiday travel frustrations.
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Before this, the neediest thing in Selena Gomez's life was Taylor Swift.
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The Pope does have a pretty long history of covering things up…
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Coach Rod Stewart… Three words the airlines have never seen together.
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Forget the applause, Carrot Top gives himself a hand.
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A$AP Rocky met guards in Swedish jail who were crustier than this.
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Josh Duggar is about to be counting years, not kids.
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Kelly Rowland refuses to stop being a (Destiny's) child.
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This is how Kane Brown likes to drop into conversations. The rest of us have to use Alexa.
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You don't wanna know about the size of the craps that Jack Whitehall has to clean up.
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Sorry Nicolas Cage, but the only "national treasure" in this image is Prince.
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James Corden is the most expensive hop-on, hop-off bus L.A. has to offer.
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After dating Miley Cyrus all those years ago, Patrick Schwarzenegger continues to try to spruce up his life.
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J.Lo's big spoon isn't limited to just dinner.
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Jonathan Scott and Zooey Deschanel's bus had better not be parked in a red zone.
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Jon Cryer is always involved in projects that need to be rebuilt… Charlie Sheen was one of them.
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Tallulah Willis's acting credentials are every bit as hidden as she is.
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At this point, Halsey might be the only person who's happy to see Russell Westbrook in a Lakers jersey.
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Protesters often hold rallies. Robin Roberts holds Halles.
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Cobie Smulders' burger has met its endgame.
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Will Smith is about to ensure that his movie "King Richard" gets better reception than his cell phone.
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Lori Loughlin's criminal record is not this clean.
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Ask Mel Gibson if he wants a 10th child and this is what you get…
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In the past, only Kim Kardashian got to know about Ray J's behind-the-camera skills.
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Something about the Jussie Smollett case seems sketchy.
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Stay in your lane, James Corden!!
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Joe Biden preps Thanksgiving meals as part of his Build Bird Better plan.
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Charles and Camilla are romance personified.
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We dare you to keep a poker face if a gust of wind interrupts Lady Gaga's pose.
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Travis Scott catching lawsuits like…
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The only thing colder in Anthony Anderson's life is his Emmys record.
