Emmy Rossum stuffs her face, more funny celebrity photos for October 2021

Emma Kenney gave Emmy Rossum even more of a mouthful last week.

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Like Olivia Jade, Peter Gabriel didn't really go to college either. 

Yungblud is finally getting the support he deserves.

Billie Eilish is involved in the biggest coverup since Watergate.

Robin Roberts hasn't looked at a page this closely since she wore a beeper in 1991.

Cynthia Nixon's brush with politics a few years ago was more comical than "Sex and the City." 

Is this Timothée Chalamet or the view that the guards have at Harvey Weinstein's prison?

Frances McDormand has a better shield than Captain America.

Unfortunately, Vanessa Hudgens can't sell this ticket on StubHub.

There are layers to Jordana Brewster's kiss.

Christian Bale drops kids faster than he drops weight. 

Lawyers in her husband's bankruptcy case obviously have a bullseye on Erika Jayne.

With apologies to Zendaya's boyfriend, this guy is a real super-man.

Prior to this, Maria Bakalova's most American experience involved Rudy Giuliani unbuttoning his pants. 

Regina King could bi…cep she's clearly straight.

Jennifer Garner is out here weight-shaming.

Don't let Machine Gun Kelly tell you he's not a fan of big pharma.

Is it just us, or do Billie Eilish's meet-and-greets seem disconnected?

Chase Rice is a longtime Second Amendment supporter, and he likes shotguns too.

Audrina Patridge smells — prove me wrong.

Is this what they mean by core curriculum in England?

Stanley Tucci prefers cannolis over canals.

Jason Segel is eyeballing that food truck.

Emmy Rossum out here looking Pepto Abysmal.

Javier Bardem lies better than most politicians.

George Clooney and Ben Affleck used to drop girlfriends even faster.

Let's just hope Duchess Kate doesn't laugh at Will's python…  

There were more sparks flying between Tessa Thompson, Rita Ora and Taika Waititi last May.

Juno Temple must not have had access to Ted Lasso's biscuits.

This is the last time Sharon Stone books a hotel room on Priceline.

We just assumed Reese Witherspoon's most troublesome baggage was named Ryan Phillippe.

Did Constance Wu win the Tinder lottery or what!

 Kim Kardashian got on more coats than Kanye got votes.

Unlike the bags, Braunwyn Windham-Burke and her husband couldn't roll with their marriage anymore. 

Anne Heche's night was better than yours. Her morning, however, was not.

Derek Hough is more oiled up than Huntington Beach, California.  

Cardi B out here looking like a WAP: a Wet A** Pickle.

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Apparently Prince Andrew isn't the only royal getting served…

Jaime King has joined the search for Brian Laundrie.

Jamie Foxx is here for the singles event.

With all due respect to Helen Mirren, we've seen crazier liner at gas station restrooms.

Wouldn't it be more convenient if Daniel Craig just got a StairMaster?

Whether in a car or on foot, Miles Tiller stops for all red lights.

This is easily one of Ed Sheeran's best covers. 

This is more comfortable than Addison Rae's friendship with Kourtney Kardashian.

Kate Mara and Jamie Bell wish New York subways were this fun.