By Mark Gray
6:40am PST, Nov 29, 2016
Chrissy Teigen is the walking definition of "food for thought" right now.
Billy Ray Cyrus, fire your hairstylist. (Hey, that rhymed!)
Rihanna is brave! Most people couldn't stand to watch the Lakers last season with two eyes, but Rihanna, on the other hand…
Julianne Hough just realized she hit "reply all" on that insulting email.
Some things just don't go well together: Water and oil, Yankees and Red Sox, Jennifer Lawrence and walking…
Don't ever let Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki around laughing gas ever again.
Pumpkin's not the only one who's ever wanted to strangle Honey Boo Boo.
That look you give when you find out your ex and your friend are now dating. Nicole Kidman gets it.
Leonardo DiCaprio just can't understand how some of these guys get roses on "The Bachelorette." We know how you feel, Leo.
While listening to R. Kelly, Jennifer Garner did, in fact, believe she could fly.
Kelly Ripa can catch a baseball, but she can't catch a co-host. What do ya know!
Gwen Stefani is stocking up for her relationship diet. We all know the one.
You've heard of kiss and tell? Well, Heidi Klum and Vito Schnabel have perfected the tactic.
What has two thumbs and wears too much jewelry for a country artist? This guy, Jason Aldean.
Is it just us or does Victoria Beckham look different these days?
Snooki, we caught ya red handed! (We know, we know, that one was too easy.)
Susan Sarandon's life would be a lot better if she would just swat the fly.
Kendra Wilkinson's "blue steel" look is too bootylicious — and you ain't ready for this jelly.
With hands like that, that it's hard to tell where Arnold Schwarzenegger's fingers end and the sausages begin.
Quick, somebody call 911! Sarah Paulson sees a loose extension in Kelly Lynch's hair.
…that moment when Vin Diesel's narcolepsy catches up to him.
Do you think Demi Moore knows she's a human Snapchat filter?
Uh, Suzanne Somers, what time was it again that you said you'd be over to clean the house?
That look you get from Ryan Gosling when you bet the Carolina Panthers in the Super Bowl, but he told you not to.
I guess this looks like as good of a hand rest as anything, said Lady Gaga.
If we didn't know better, we'd think that Kendall Jenner stole that hat from the Hot Dog on a Stick employees.
Jon Stewart is awfully horny in his retirement.
Liv Tyler has developed a slight hunchback… it's hardly noticeable.
Dakota Fanning's hair could probably use a little caffeine this morning.
If the "see no evil" emoji was next to Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk, this would be perfect.
Thanks to Mariah Carey, we can pinpoint the exact moment when nightclub dress codes jumped the shark.
For Gabreille Union, this is the red carpet equivalent of marking your territory.
Giselle Bundchen needs her hair deflated. Anyone seen Tom Brady around?
Kelly Ripa should lend this to whomever her new co-host turns out to be — they'll be banging their head against the wall before you know it.
The great thing about Paris Hilton's dress: It doubles as a festive tablecloth.
That boy who took Ray Liotta's daughter out for a date had better drop her off on time.
Isn't it always so annoying when you just can't get that popcorn kernel out of your teeth, Zendaya?
Joshua Jackson is looking for a ring… since he never gave Diane Kruger one.
Bella Hadid is making Tom Petty happy… "Now I'm free! Free fallin'!"
Jamie Foxx shows off his strike-out dance — like a touchdown dance, but worse.
If Hilary Duff's ex-husband was as good a listener as this guy, maybe they'd still be together.
Luke Bryan shows us how we all felt after National Doughnut Day.
Solange Knowles once fanned the flames surrounding those Jay Z and Beyonce divorce rumors. Now she just dresses like a fan.
Who wears short shorts? Shia wears short shorts… Just making John Stockton proud (look it up, kids).
Britney Spears. Caffeine. Yeah, it definitely looks like they're friends.
If Harry Styles continues triple fisting, his life will go in one direction: down.
The last time Kaley Cuoco hugged a dog, it was her ex-husband.
When it comes to looking for a good man, Paris Hilton's track record isn't the best — but that all changes today!
Jon Hamm may need to talk to his dentist about using less Novocaine.
If Kate Beckinsale starts singing "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," we give up.
Unfortunately for Christine Taylor, Ben Stiller, Hugh Jackman and Deborra-lee Furness, no one else got the wear-all-black memo at the U.S. Open.
Well, this is rather convenient… You know, since most of Rosario Dawson's movies these days take a bath too.
Rachel McAdams is giving the sign to steal second base. The Dodgers could have used her in the playoffs.
Beyonce always seems to have a leg up on everyone else in music, doesn't she!
I do not like Kris Jenner and Boy George's hats. I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere.
When a hairdresser in training tried to tell Emma Roberts she needed bangs.
We agree, Tom Hanks, it IS 5 o'clock somewhere.
Justin Bieber must have caught Olympic fever. Sweet toe touch, dude.
Tom Brady doesn't know how to act around a properly inflated piece of sporting equipment.
Gigi Hadid's head is really getting big these days.
If this acting thing doesn't work out for Hugh Jackman, he can always sub as an eye model for WWE's The Undertaker.
Sarah Hyland just found out how much her American Express bill is. Yep, been there.
That judging look you give when you see your ex's new partner out and about (read: Any woman who dates Lamar Odom, French Montana or James Harden… beware.)
Yes, that's Christina Milian in there, showing us how Cleveland Browns fans always feel.
Robert Downey Jr. be like #squad.
Gabrielle Union's face when her friend wants to go to that restaurant that serves mediocre food.
Someone tell Coco that raising the roof isn't a cool move anymore.
Caution, model crossing. Do not disturb.
Ain't nobody messing with Kate Hudson and Jack Black's clique… clique… clique… clique.
Clive Owen wears the most sophisticated bike helmet in the world.
Rihanna really takes V-neck to another level.
Chloe Grace Moretz isn't totally interested in staying at the YMCA. She's just halfway interested.
Gerard Butler might be looking for a hit movie… it's been a while.
Mel Gibson could be praying that he won't open his mouth… which isn't such a bad thing.
Jaimie Alexander just needed some ice, ice, baby.
Joe Jonas must be thinking, "I doughnut know who to text right now."
Ariana Grande is thinking, "You like me, you really like me" (in a Sally Field voice).
Amy Schumer is so happy that even her eyes are smiling.
It was at this moment that Duchess Kate decided that she would never ever buy that budget hair spray again.
