The Morning Shortlist for June 2

By Paige Ferrari

Lady GaGa says she'd "like to have a foursome" with the Jonas brothers. Why? Because they're "very talented." Mm-hmm. (NYDN)

Britney Spears' "Circus" tour has just hit the UK, but the real party is going to be afterwards when Britney celebrates at a nearby club with "naked acrobats, topless burlesque babes, and dancing dwarves." Sounds sort of like your office parties, right? (UK Sun)

Paris Hilton was the first choice to be Bruno's victim for a "moon landing" at the MTV Movie Awards. So nice of her to give Eminem the privilege. (Celebitchy)

Megan Fox doesn't care that you hatedher hairstyle at the MTV Movie Awards. And you know what? She's Megan Fox, so she can wear her hair "G.I. Jane" style and you will shut up and like it. (US)

Nicole Kidman is denying rumors that she and Keith Urban are planning on adopting a child from Vietnam. Does she look like Angelina to you? (E! Online)

Guy Ritchie was spotted walking on a beach with an unknown brunette. Maybe marriage to Madonna managed to turn him off blond ambition? (Socialite Life)

Brad Pitt showed he is good study of TMZ scandals, after he yelled "Thanks, Sugart—s" to Mel Gibson at Spike TV's Guys' Choice Awards. (Celebuzz)

Pink thinks Kanye West is an "idiot" and a "waste of skin" for demanding more fur at a fashion show where he was seated next to her and animal rights activist Paul McCartney. We're going to have to side with her on this one. (Celebitchy)

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Taylor Swift says her dad loves embarrassing her, mostly by yelling to crowds of people, "Look! It's Taylor Swift!" In certain country-lovin' parts of the world, this is equivalent to yelling fire in a crowded theater. (People)

Miley Cyrus refers to her new co-star, Liam Hemsworth, as her "hot new boy." Hey, a girl has to have some scenery when she's away from her underwear-model boyfriend. (E! Online)