Shortlist: Michael Jackson's Auction Halted

An auction of Michael Jackson's wacky memorabilia from Neverland Ranch has been stopped by the singer's production company. If you pooled your pennies for that airbrushed portrait of MJ as Peter Pan, tough luck. (The Insider)

Photos: check out items from Michael Jackson's Neverland fire sale.

Hulk Hogan obviously doesn't realize that the first rule of talking about your ex-wife is, "don't mention O.J. Simpson." The wrestler recently said of his split, "I could have turned everything into a crime scene like OJ, cutting everybody's throat … I get it." No, Hulk. Just, no. (Page Six)

Photos: Hulk, Brooke and more

Billy Ray Cyrus reportedly found Jamie Foxx's recent crude comments about his daughter, Miley, "out of line." Was he upset by the chlamydia bit or the part where Jamie just riffed on Miley's big gums? Jamie has since apologized. (E! Online)

Photos: Miley Cyrus

The National Enquirer is reporting that Britney Spears recently became engaged in a Subway sandwich shop. The story has evoked perhaps the greatest publicist denial of all time: "Britney is not engaged, she did not get proposed to at Subway last week – she is currently on tour – she is not getting married on a farm in Germany, she did not receive a $4.5 million marquise-cut diamond ring. Oh, and she has not been abducted by aliens either." (NYDN)

Photos: Britney's 'Circus'

"Transformers" hottie Megan Fox says she's "not the marrying type." We trust her on-again off-again fiancé, Brian Austin Green, is aware. (US)

Photos: Megan Fox